BREAKFAST: The most comfortable meal of the day.
This year, we’re going above and beyond. We’ve listened to our customers and think we’ve come up with something you all are going to really love. The Grand Slam Plus! Now with a bigger, more obtrusive plate!
“Is someone cooking bacon?” That’s what people will ask while attempting to stop their glands from producing excessive amounts of saliva when you enter the room wearing Denny’s Bacon-scented D-Odorant.
Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.
This email totally seems legit. We should probably do what he says.
live it. live it all day.
For when your lips are chapped and you need a snack, try Denny’s Sausage Flavored Chapstick! Infused with science, organic sausage oils and grease, this balm invigorates and moistens dry lips, all the while making you smell like a million bucks… Worth of sausage.